Myron doesn't have a son.


He wanted the action figure for himself because he missed out on getting the popular toy from his youth under the Christmas tree.

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I'm not sure, cause why else would he be trying to get one?

I doubt he's a fan cause he can't even pronounce his name right. He called him "Turtleman" twice.

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That's a cool theory. But I think Myron had a son that he didn't want to let down. This movie doesn't really lend itself to interpretations like that. The plot is laid out rather simply.

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I doubt he's a fan cause he can't even pronounce his name right. He called him "Turtleman" twice.


LOL. Excellent observation.

The conspiracy theorists might then suggest he was purposely butchering the name to feign indifference to the doll.

But even so, my answer to that would be "why Christmas Eve" of all times to get himself a doll? If he was a fanboy of the toy he'd have bought one much earlier and not waited for Christmas Eve.

And even if he decided on the 24th that he suddenly wanted one, I'm sure he'd rather wait a few more days after Christmas for the next shipment as opposed to risking his life by climbing a dangerous roof if it was just for himself. No, it was clear that he *had* to get a Turtleman doll before the end of the day. Even a fanboy could realize that they were sold out and would simply get one next shipment.

It's quite clear that Myron and Howard made the same mistake; waited too long to get the gift both their sons wanted in time for Christmas morning and paid the price for not being attentive enough (which was the point of the movie).

Fortunately, both were able to come through for their kids and give the kids *and* us a happy ending.

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I got the same vibe from him. He might have been one of those grown ass man who collects toys and leave them in their packages 😄

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I doubt it. I mean if he's just going to keep it in the package why make such a fuss over getting it over the Holiday season? It's not like he couldn't get it once the stores have them in stock again around mid January-Early February.

I'm really not sure why he's labeled the bad guy in this to be honest, and think it would have been a better movie with him as the lead good guy.

If anything Ted would have been better as the more focused bad guy.

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I wouldn't be surprised. Or perhaps maybe he has a son, but he's getting the action figure for himself lol.

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Neither of them is the "Bad Guy". They're competing for the same prize.

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He may not have intended to be bad but he was mentally unbalanced from the start. I mean when we first see him he goes into a crazy rant about how his wife cheated on him with all his coworkers in the post office in front of dozens of people who he doesn't even know. And then he went even more nuts at the end to the point where he tries kidnapping a little boy and even threatens to hurt him if he doesn't give him the Turbo Man action figure he was just given. That's pretty messed up. If I were Jamie I wouldn't have given him that figure.

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