This movie is worse than ISIS
Arnold has made plenty of bad films, but this one takes the cake, the pie, the whole damn bakery. Jingle All The Way is a stereotypical, cliche Christmas film with a formulated script phoned in by Hollywood has-beens trying to collect one more paycheck. If this piece of Sh!t was released today, Mark Wahlberg would play Schwarzenegger's role and Kevin Hart would be cast as Sinbad's character. Everything else would be exactly the same.
The cretin that wrote this script and subsequently laid this egg said "Lets have the Terminator flock from mall to mall in an attempt to buy his son the coveted "Turbo Man" action figure for Christmas...(cricket, cricket) and in the process all these hilarious Looney Tune type shenanigans and misadventures ensue (tumbleweed rolls by) Give Arnold a percentage of the action figure retail profits (which ironically was in his contract) and then pepper the end of the film with a fake though heart warming message as Arnold delivers his son a Turbo Man just in time for the bastardized holiday.
*beep* this movie. I'd rather watch an ice cube melt than sit through this ever again. Same goes for Deck The Halls, Four Christmases and Surviving Christmas. Every DVD and Blu Ray copy of these movies should be dumped into a giant landfill, doused with gasoline and burned. Jingle All The Way is Schwarzenegger's most epic fail. Oh wait, I forgot how he left the governor's office in California. Make that the second most epic fail. Oh wait, there's also his marriage, make that the third most epic fail. Oh wait, I forgot Terminator Genisys, make that his fourth most epic fail...