Funniest Shooter bit


When we cut to him at the bar (before Happy walks in) and he takes a sip of his drink...in the most pompous, dick way ever.

I don't know how else to describe it, but it sums up his character perfectly. Followed by:

(grave voice)
"Don't turn your back one me!"

Christoper MacDonald is the man.

JAWS - best film ever made.

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The scene where Shooter starts screaming and crying in pain after getting beaten up by Mr. Larson.

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:-)

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"We are friends. Gotta go!"

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"DAMN YOU PEOPLE, THIS IS GOLF!" (Sinks put and does his trademark shooter gesture).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpPswSt41Nk

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you know yesterday I saw two big fat bikers having sex in the woods....how am i supposed to CHIP with that going on?!

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You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

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You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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NO!

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That line isn't complete without that defeated look he gives.

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Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!

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You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass.

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"Yeah right...and Grizzly Adams had a beard."

I also love how just before that he tells Happy he's going to play for Chubs memory and after Happy gets mad and says he's playing for Chubs, Shooter says "Na-uh, I called it". Like that's the official rule of playing for someone's memory.

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Well, moron...
[turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time]
good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!

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