Yea, everyone seems to be coming around. WELL IM NOT DOUG!.
I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHIP WITH THAT GOIN ON?
Laughed so hard. It's like the moment shooters sanity starts to crack
I'd say... "NO!"... after Happy asks him if he eats *beep* for breakfast.
share"Yes, I just said I saw it" when asked for a 2nd time if he saw Happy's hole in 1
"Listen to the words I say, you just may" or whatever the rhyming one was,that was classic.
I also want to 2nd the '...NO!' after he asks if he eats feces for breakfast. Shooter had the best role of the movie, other than Bob Barker...
"dude i dont care i just love this movie you guys have a realy taste in movies what wrong with you"
And Adam Sandler.
share"Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. LISTEN to what I say!"
shareNo, no he has to play it as it lies, i had to take my shot off Frankensteins fat foot remember! Haha that cracked me up
shareI like when he says 'here's a free lesson'.....
Get busy livin..... or die tryin - Morgan Freeman, "The Shawshank Redemption"
Well moron, good for Happy Gil...OH MY GOD!! :-)
shareExcuse me, I'm trying to find my ball, this is golf....
shareWell moron, good for Happy Gil...OH MY GOD!!That one cracks me up too. Not so much what he says, but the way he says it. lol share
Can't believe Shooter's go-to recyclable joke hasn't been mentioned
"_______ spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff"
Can be used for Tour Director Doug, Greg Norman, really anyone. Perfect line.
Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. Just hit your ball if you can find it. Hi Grandma.
share'Happy Gilmore... come on down!'
lols just watched it again, that line & delivery was gold.
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Not really a line, but when he made the putt and did his gun slogan after his struggles with the beach ball.
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