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You know your obsessed with Happy Gilmore when....


Everytime your in an apartment with one of those intercom things, you always start singing, "I wanna kiss you all over, over and again, I wanna kiss you all over..."

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you show your apathy about anything with the line "Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a #$%@!"

You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is.

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LOL, I use to say that a lot and to this day I still yell Shooter!!! McGaven!!! and do the pistol thing once in a while. Sometimes with a choke on that BABY!!!

Also, once in a while "you no want breakfast?"

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you think it's acceptable to assault senior citizens.


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Scooter? why did u do that to me?

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Every time you play golf or go to the driving range you attempt the Happy Gilmore swing, and usually miss.

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u play hockey and drive somebody into the boards yelling " THATS MY PUCK BABY! DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY PUCK!!"

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Everyime you punch somebody out, you say: "The price is wrong, bitch."

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I say "Damn you People, go back to your shantys" whenever I am in a crowd.

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Whenever you beat someone at anything you grab their head and scream "YOU LIKE THAT BABY? PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!"

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Trying Happy's swing during tee off and misses!

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You eat pieces of *beep* for breakfast

Families is where our nation finds hope. Where wings take dream

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Every time someone mentions that their fingers hurt, you think or say...."well now your backs gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscaping duty....anyone elses fingers hurt? Didn't think so"


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You do Shooter's gun sign whenever you succeed at anything.

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I know this thread is jokey, but I've actually adopted years ago some of Happy's repertoire myself. The lines he says to himself, totally grew on me lols.

'...psycho!?' '...I mean I wanted to but I just couldn't DO IT!'

'Why don't you just put it down?' 'Yeah I know'

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...you and hubby start yelling "Jackass!" at each other at random points throughout the day.

We do that, honestly. It's been going on for years!

My life...has taken me beyond the planets and the stars

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