first of all before i state my favorite line i would like to say how damn fine salma hayek looks in this movie. the curves are to die for!
one of my favorite lines has to be when clooney is outside after the whole disaster talking to cheech and he says "My brother's gone. you understand that? he's gone and he's not coming back and that is your fault......... 20!"
so good.
'You know what im talking about, you farking cockroach!'
That's not bad but the real best lines in the movie are:
"Thanks, I had a wife"
and
"Psychos? Is that what they look like to you, psychos? They were vampires! PSYCHOS, do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a *beep* how crazy they are!"
'I said PLANT yourself, plants don't talk.'
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
I agree with tmacklem ..the psycho line is my fave! Oh and who could forget 'we got wet pussy hot pussy cold pussy ---" lol
i hope you choke on your bacardi & coke!
*Team Landa*
haha yes egoangel i forgot about the pussy rant. that was classic. "if we dont got it. you dont want it"
You know what im talking about, you *beep* cockroach!
Seth: You serve food here, Jose?
Razor Charlie: Best in Mexico.
Seth: I kinda doubt that.
Richie: Do they have the X-rated channels?
Seth: No
Richie: Do they have HBO?
Seth: No.
Richie: Do they have a waterbed?
Seth: Nope.
Richie: Well what do they got?
Seth: They have four walls and a bed and that's all we need.
How about when Sex Machine says "now lets kill that *beep* band." Hilarious, cracks me up every time.
shareMy favorite is... "What's in Mexico?" "Mexicans"
shareOne I thought of the other day is: "Why're we stayin here? This place is totally cruddy." There's just something about the way she says it...
Can I sit here?
Yes, if you can answer me these questions three. Question the first-
Nevermind.
My fav:
"All right, now let's kill that f---in' band!"
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Sex Machine: He's not your brother anymore
Seth: Well, that is a matter of opinion and I do not give a fk about yours
Seth: And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because I don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw is fking vampires!