FOREST WARRIOR: Speculations and theories.

FOREST WARRIOR: Speculations and theories.

THE PROBLEM:

After seeing this movie everyone of us was shocked. "What was that we just saw?", "This is impossible!". Sentences like that flashed in our minds. We coulnd't accept that we had just seen an incredibly bad movie (because nobody can create a movie as bad as Forest Warrior), so after many and many think-tanks we created a theory of what really happened.

THE THEORY OF FOREST WARRIOR:

We believe, that this movie is actually one of the most intellectual movies ever created. We have built a theory that suggests that the movie is so full of information about everything from philosophy to the laws of the universe, that it reservers 90% of your brain capacity while you are watching it. As your brain works out to figure all this out, your conscious mind senses the movie as a stupid, unmeaningly funny piece of film. So you are actually watching it in
a kind of "high of stupidness" as we call it. The data is packed so brighly that only some very intelligent persons (Stephen Hawking, Dalai Lama possibly?) can feel it's might. Feel, because even they can never understand it.

WHO ARE THESE NORRIS BROTHERS THEN?

Theories:

a.
In the future a supercomputer codenamed "AARON NORRIS" was built. This super-intelligent being used it's capabilities to change the laws of physics to journey back in time (in to the year 1996) to create this movie Forest Warrior. The idea was to give 20th century people some little glimpses of the secrets behind the universe and everything.

b.
Aaron & Chuck Norris are simply superhuman beings and used their godly powers to create this film.

c.
Aaron & Chuck are normal human beings and made the crappiest movie ever.
This theory is very unlikely..

We'd like to hear your visions, because we believe that we aren't the only ones who have sensed the might of this movie upon watching it.



PS. Sorry for my english