You know a movie's bad when...

You can see the first dead guy in the opening scene slightly flinching and half-blinking. I ALMOST thought that he was going to turn out being "not really dead". Nope. He was really dead.

I figured this film would be bad simply by the opening credits and imdb rating (y'all ain't lying!) but it's way worse than I expected. It's not Showtime--whatta network. I'd cancel if not for Dexter.