GREATEST FILM EVER

This film is simply the greatest film in the history of mankind. All of the actors were top notch and the sex scenes were way better then the ones you see from your crappy Hardcore porn shop.

Forget what the film critics say about films like Titanic and The Shawshank Redempation being the greatest films of all time, because they are *beep* liars, Femalien is a real hit.

P.S: I am not patronising either.