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sex.. HELL YEAAAH!

wrong hole fool!

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"yes I do, but not..with YOU! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Ohh that's my song!" (thud)
"I ain't gotta do nothing, my mama takes care of me!"

"hey grandma, don't be smoking any of my sh*t!" "Oh go f**ck yourself!"

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Preach - "My milk of magnesia!"

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Break yo self

I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death-Nas

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looks like me and dashiki are finally gonna tie the knot

someone needs to tie a knot in that b!tch's tubes



Cleveland Browns, 1964 Nfl Champions

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The dude singing "Happy Birthday" at the very beginning.

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loc dog: i figure i get me job, maybe at a post office, maybe at a bank
ashtray: That's all good
loc dog: work real real hard right, work my way up to manager
Ashtray: we need more black people like this
loc dog: learn the system a little bit, then i'll rob that *beep* blind (cocks gun) break all y'all selves



loc dog: quit lickin' that damn ice cream like that before i put you on the corner to make me some money

Dashiki's poem

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Ni66a, I dont know you!!

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nice

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LMAO the bank work the system and rob that mufugga blind, break all ya'll selves aboslutely killed me the first time i saw it hahaha high as hell in tears

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To this day this quote has me in tears:

Ashtray! You little bitch ass mother *beep*



I'll Shout It Everywhere I go, I Love You Barry Manilow!

RIP The King Of Pop

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"if u hittaman, in time his wounds will heal...and if u STEAL from a man (ect)"

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Ding Dong.. *beep*

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[spoiler]Ashtray, you little bitch ass mother *beep* come over here and give your grandma a hug, ahh that's my *beep*

That entire scene is great I remember the first time I saw it and it's still just as funny now.

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I love after Ashtray and Dashiki have sex and she says "I have something to tell you. I'm pregnant." Then when he asks "Are you sure?!" she replies with "I got 7 kids I think I know what I'm talking about."

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You can take Dashiki out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of Dashiki

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"That ho got more kids than that Wayans woman"

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yo! I hear u *beep* is hiring up in here.

let me give you the same advise my father gave me. give up hope! look at me, dreams are for suckas! ain't no hope for you.

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you're going for, the last ride ah haaaaaaaa

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'You ever been in the shower with a man... and you watch the suds roll' ..and so forth.

'Nick nack, patty wack give a dog a bone. 2000 zero zero party, OOPS outta time! My bacon, smellin' fine!'

'How come you never came to see me, man?' 'Ni**a, I don't know you!'

'Whyyyyy?!' 'Tre bring yo simple ass on!'

'Love me, and leave me. That's the story of my life... BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN SEE...'

Everything Bernie Mac said.



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Yeah, yeah, that's the way to start the day.

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