Lessons Learned

I watched this 'movie' with the typical cynacism needed when watching nearly anything on Lifetime. It's pretty obvious that this screenplay was written by someone who once watched an afternoon special on ABC and had heard of 'Memoirs of a Geisha' - together, we get Co-ed Call Girl. WOW! The emmy award winning performances aside, the viewer is treated to a story that was slightly less predictable than the ultimate fate of the ship in Titanic. There are few bad films that can rival this one, possibly Laker Girl, and I love the fact the 'actors' feel it's necessary to emphasize thier lines to denote emotions.

Seriously, this is a great movie to watch whenever you're in need of a chuckle or a good drinking game - take a swig whenever they close-up for dramatic effect and/or whenever jojo tries to look demure (toad faced, bleach blond, hack).

On second thought, perhaps this is actually the watered down biography of how Tori was conceived - co-ed call girl and oversexed hollywood pimp ... hmmm ...