John Grisham
Another Grisham snooze-fest. I didn't know he authored this, but 5 minutes in, I said to my wife "this looks like Grisham". I was right. I didn't like him 25 years ago, and he's only gotten worse.
Billy the Kid
Well then don't read his books or any movies based on them. See how that works?
Idiot!!!
Hey! You're not old enough to drink! Now go and die for your country!!!
Gee. A truly brilliant comeback.
Billy the Kid