CELTICS... ASSEMBLE!!!
Calling all Celtics!
Antoine Walker!
Gary Payton!
Bring your @sses back to Boston, yo!
There's championships to be had!
Hey, Reggie Miller!
You lookin' to get a ring, son?
Then get your @ss on the first thing smokin' to the Bean!
Only for the contenders... not for the pretenders.
Lakers fans need not f uckin' apply!
Hurry, hurry! Get on board!
Green 17 is about to leave the station!