What the hell is this?
I have never heard of it before in my life but the Johnny Depp aspect intrigues me! Any info?
http://www.geocities.com/jamordeath/
I have never heard of it before in my life but the Johnny Depp aspect intrigues me! Any info?
http://www.geocities.com/jamordeath/
its hilarious!! I just got it in the mail and watched it! I dont know a single person who has seen it.. but Johnny Depp plays himself! Or a caricature of himself which is even funnier!! He's being a jerk and he actually cares about how much money the movie will cost to make, LOL.. not like johnny at all :D
I wrote down everything he says in the movie.. maybe ill post it here (he only has 10 mins of screentime)
~Rhea
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Hey brichtr1 please post Johnny's lines! If you still have em, that is....he was hilarious!! "We're floating Sy, We're Above you"....What was he saying when he was meditating? I could never catch the words, all I heard was "something something TV Guide'!?...anyway, it was a great movie!
I loved it and now I may have to purchase it since the DVD I rented didn't have subtitles and I couldn't catch all of the dialog. Yes, we'd love the lines in the meantime if you're still about!
Now bring me that horizon.
Wow.. I must that DVD... Julian Lennon is in it.. I've only heard about the Julian cameo, was Johnny Depp in it? Cool!
*Still waiting for quotes... *
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Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know!
Looks like no one ever got back to you on this. If you stream Netflix this will but up until Sept 29th at midnight.
Here's the Depp quotes:
Setup is Depp and Jim Jarmusch are sitting in the grass of a palatial estate chanting and meditating. Around them stand four big 'toughs'. In walks Sy and the 'toughs' begin flexing their collective muscles in prep for breaking faces...
Sy: They're expecting me. -Sy Lerner. Johnny Depp, Jim Jarmusch, They're old friends of mine. We're going to discuss. . . I'd like to. . . Do you speak English?
Depp and JJ: continue deep chanting with legs crossed and hands pressed together as if in prayer, bobbng their bodies rhythmically to the chant...
Sy: They're expecting me.
Depp: What's going on over there? What?
Sy: Sy Lerner.
Depp: Oh, Jesus. (He stops bobbing and wipes his hand across his mouth).
Jarmusch: Sy Lerner?
Sy: Remember when we had...
Depp: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For a minute. It's fine. Yeah, sure. (Talking to one of his 'toughs'): No, Mede, It's fine. For a second.
Sy: Thank you. Thanks.
Jarmusch: Sy Lerner.
Depp: It's kind of... We're...
Sy: Hi, Jim.
Depp: ...a little busy.
Jarmusch: We're trying to meditate here.
Sy: Oh, okay.
(Depp and Jarmusch reach over to pick up what looks like Champaign glasses filled with some frothy looking beverage with what looks like a sunk cherry at the bottom).
In unison Depp and JJ: Here's to meditation.
Sy echoes: Okay, meditation. (Kneels down on the grass).
Depp: What's that?
Sy: It's something that... Well, I understand meditation a little bit. (He appears to be holding a pine cone.
Depp and JJ clink glasses with each other and with whatever Sy is holding in his hand.
Depp: Cheers, great, great.
JJ: Spirit of nature.
(Sy puts pine cone to his lips and kisses it): Kiss the earth from where you came from.
Depp: Ok... what do you need?
Sy: Well, uh... I need you. I've got a film called Cannes Man.
Depp: Okay.
Sy: I know you've heard of it. It's the hottest script in Cannes. And the only one I've ever envisioned for the lead is you.
Depp: Okay.
Sy: I've got Malkovich set, Hopper's set.
Depp: Okay.
Sy: I've got Greta Scacchi set.
Depp: Okay.
Sy: It's a great cast. I mean I would love you to do this film. It's a $25 million dollar film.
JJ: Sy, we're trying to meditate.
Depp does a double take: How many?
Sy: $25 million. I mean, whatever you want.
JJ cuts in again: I find this disruptive of our spiritual, you know?
Sy: Jim, I'm sorry.
JJ: You know, we're on another level now. We're on a spiritual level.
Sy: This is a very spiritual film.
Depp offers a light to Jarmusch and then lights up his own...
Sy presses on: This is film written by a poet whose father was a poet,
one of the great American cowboy poets. (Talking to Jarmusch) That you would be perfect to direct. I don't know if you can handle a buget that big, $25 million, cause you're not used to working with that.
JJ; Hey I could handle any budget to a hundred million. But I'm on a level above the earth right now. I'm interested in a spiritual thing with Johnny.
Depp cuts in: We're floating. Right now we're floating. Jim and I are above you.
Sy: Well, I'll...
Depp cuts in again: I appreciate you're... you're, you're...
Sy: I would love you to direct it. I don't want a commercial Hollywood director. I've done enough of that at Paramount and Warner Brothers. I'd like someone that has a spirituality that you do. And certainly, the tow of you...
Depp interrupts: You mean, with Jim?
Sy: Yes, you would work with him again in a minute, I know.
Depp: Yeah, I would. But, that sort of , I mean...
Sy: I mean, I know it's up to, Jim.
Depp: No, but I... I mean, Jim, I love you, but it's like to... I'd like to direct if I could. You know what I mean?
Sy: Sure, I'm sure you could direct. I'm sure you'd be a damn good director. I hadn't thought... you wanna direct and act, too? I mean, you could do it. There are a few people...
Depp: I mean, why not? Why not? What are you saying? What are you saying?
JJ: I thought he was offering me the directing job.
Depp: No, I understand.
JJ: I'm getting a little confused.
Depp: No, sure, fine, fine.
JJ: I know you're a director, too, and all that.
Depp: No, no, no, I'm not yet really. But uh... I mean, why not? What are you saying? I mean, why not?
JJ to Sy, who has been sitting quietly bouncing his head between the two like he was at Wimbleton: Are you offering me anything here? Or are you hear just to talk to Johnny Depp? (Jarmusch seems a bit miffed here).
Depp: No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. You know he mentioned that...
JJ: Fine, you're the director.
Depp: You're a filmmaker, that's great.
JJ: He mentioned it was direct...
Depp: We've worked together.
Sy: But as individuals, you guys are. The two of you...
JJ seemingly talking to himself: ...just trying to get it clear.
Sy trying to save something here: I see you interchanging as one. {What does that mean???< Heh.) But, uh... let's talk about negotiations. You both will do it. I'm happy about that. (Sy regains control). You can co-direct it. You can co-act in it.
JJ: Let's talk points here.
Sy: All right, points.
Depp: I'm ready.
Sy: All right, what do you want? I'll give you.. I'll tell you what I got.
Depp: With all the people? There's the world and domestic. I mean, there's the world...
Sy: No, no, no. You guys are in for the world. {That's not chump change...} You get what... everything.
JJ mumbles something.
Depp: Jim.
JJ. We want remake and sequels. And I want ancillary for North America. And I want...
Frank Rhino: Are you gonna introduce me, man?
Sy: Oh, Frank. Frank Rhino, the poet that wrote this. Frank.
Depp: Oh, oh.
Frank: I wanted to meet them, too. (Franks talking over this shoulder as he relieves himself in Depp's hedgerow, too effin funny). I'll be right there. Hold on a second.
Sy: All right, so 10%.
Depp: Mede, Mede, help him.
Mede touches another 'tough' on the shoulder 'it's okay'.
Frank: Can I come in?
Sy: Come in, come in, sit down.
Frank: I don't mean to invade your space. Shall I sit down?
Sy: Yeah, sit down.
JJ: Do you smoke?
Sy: We're just negotiating now.
Frank: All right.
Sy: Do you smoke?
Frank: No.
Depp: You don't smoke?
Frank: No.
Sy: That's a bit of a problem.
JJ: You're not spiritual.
They're pretty much all talking at once now. Sy hands Frank a cherry as Depp pulls Frank's sunglasses from his shirt pocket.
Sy: Here's a cherry.
Depp: Put those on.
Sy: Hold a cherry.
Frank: Put these on?
Depp: Yeah.
Sy: You have to have something. Something to meditate to.
Frank: All right, that's cool. (Puts on glasses takes cherry).
Sy: The cherry's good. Uh... 10%, five for each.
Frank scoots back in close to Depp and puts his arm on his shoulder.
JJ doesn't like the offer: Oh, man, Sy.
Sy: Since it's a go.
Depp, looking askance at Frank: Nice to meet you.
Frank: Nice to meet you, too.
Sy: It's all I've got, Jim.
Depp: You don't smoke?
Frank: Nope, not at all.
Sy: It's the best that I can offer. It's what's left.
Depp: {I think Depp says 'Take this' I can't quite make it out.} It's a sacrament.
Sy: I've got to be fair to Malkovich.
Depp: It's religious.
Sy: I've got to be fair to Hopper.
Jarmusch: Five means what?
Depp flips out his lighter.
JJ: First money? Gross?
Sy: Five. Gross.
JJ: Is that what we're talking about?
Depp: It's the other way.
Sy: First dollar.
Depp: Flip it around. Yeah.
Jarmusch: And you'll give me remake and sequel and ancillary for North America?
Depp: You know, listen.
Sy: In conjunction with Johnny...
Depp: You... you... you're touching me.
JJ: And myself.
Frank hops on his butt: Oh, I'm sorry.
Depp: You're invading my space.
Sy: Because I want...
Frank: Cool, man, I'm sorry.
Sy: ...it to be a ménage a trois like.
Depp: Jim and I are above.
Sy: The three of us.
Depp: We're floating.
JJ: Johnny, what do you think?
Depp: Huh?
JJ: He'll give us five points each, gross, first dollar. And he'll give us North American sequel, remake, and ancillary. Am I right?
Sy to Frank: You get, too.
Sy to JJ: Yes! Absolutely the deal's down.
Depp: Sequel is important. Sequel is a...
JJ: Sequel and a remake. That's important. Could we have a moment to discuss this? {I think this is what 'mumbles' said.}
Sy: Just give them a moment. Wait over there.
Frank: All right.
Depp returns to his Lotus position hands in prayer position.
Sy: You mean alone?
JJ: Yes.
Sy: Without me here?
Depp and Jarmusch begin bobbing and chanting. 'Cigarettes' still in hand. But Sy and Frank don't seem to take the hint and begin bobbing and chanting awkwardly.
Since Depp and Jarmusch are ABOVE I guess it doesn't matter...
My blow by blow isn't as funny as watching it, though.
OH! One more thing! I could swear they are chanting "I got a TBI"
TBI ~ Traumatic Brain Injury.