Whats your favourite cable guy quote -- some real classic carrey quotes that cracked me up
"no sweat off my sack" -
"Ive been drinking - there , its my urine "
"Steven: You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
Chip Douglas: Tho?"
"He who hesitates, masturbates."
"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BIILLLLLYYYY!"
"well maybe i shouldn't have come at all JEEEEEERK OOOOOFFFFFF!"
lol
(i just started watching it again.... HIGHLY underrated)
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it would have to be near the end where chip is climbing up the tower and Steve jumps from the satellite to the tower chip yells
"nice jump spider man" that mad me laugh for a bit
''The passsssword isss.........*nipple*!''
''Stay away from Robin. She's taken. SKEE BOP! SQUIDDY DAP!''
''You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction FACILLETY!''
''Wake up lil snoozy! Smell the smelling salts!''
''You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music. WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!''
''Im going now. Im taking off........See ya...............bye.''
''Cabla goobla!''
During the Sam Sweet Movie, stanton sweet says "Sammy don't, Sammy,Sammy, Don't" Sam sweet "You were always such a cry baby".
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"I'm not thirsty anymore."
"I just want to hang out, NO BIG DEAL!!"
"...and I'm healthy as a horse, not a drip."
"It's just skin, STEVEN"
"Oh, we're playng prison rules huh?"
"I LOOOOOOVE THIS GAME!!!"
"PRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAH!! PRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAHHHH!!" The Medieval scene. DESTROYS ME.
"I'd looooooooove to chat, but I'm meeting with a little lady friend"
"I'll put the SYSTEM on trial!"
"Ricky...Ricky Ricardo"
"I fought the law, and the law WON!"
"Suck it up, suck up the hot air, SKUPEDY PUP, POW, POW, SALTPEANUTS, SALTPEANUTS"
"I get REAAAAALY lonely"
"This is your destiny!"
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't."
"is"
"isn't"
What's the real story here Steven, have you been taking the pot?
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