Why does 'Kevin' ask for candy

Old people like hard candy.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i8liPzaBT-s

WATCH IT- HILARIOUS!

It showed how repressed he and his family were. Most people would drink alcohol or use some other vice as an outlet for all that stress. Not him. All he could have candy; and not a lot.

I think he was trying to quit smoking..




"Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him."

because its FUNNY

I thought it was meant to mock <some> politicians instead of saying "I could really use a drink right now"
(JMO)

Give the Senator some credit. It's a better oral fixation than drinking or smoking.

stupid question..

I loved when he was eating a huge chocolate bar in the car, and offered Barbara a bite!