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I'm truly sorry to hear about your beloved walrus, but if anyone can understand such heart wrenching tragedy, I assure you it is I. The madness must stop as I too had my life ruined by this movie and its ludicrous morals. I was watching the film on my portable television set on the deck of my torquois marble sea aquarium in rural Minnesota and William, my tamed orca whale, lept onto my lap playfully and to this day i have nightmares of the deafening scream he let out when he caught a glance of this movie on the televison set. I must've been knocked unconscious by his massive tail or dorsal fin, and when i awoke the orangutans who cared for me at the time, informed me of Williams tyrade. The orange monkeys only grounded me for one week becasue i watched Bio-Dome even after a national ban had been placed on it and when i was free i began to search for any clues concerning the whereabouts of my long lost friend. Just when i thought i should give up hope, i read in the newspaper that a killer whale had been rampaging coastal towns in South Africa. I attempeted to travel there by flight but due to age restrictions i needed adult acompanyment. Since the orangutans were not permitted as adults, i decided to hang glide to South Africa instead. When i arrived, i tried to sooth the once tamed beast with his favorite snack, Eggo Waffles, but to no avail as he continued to sing Irish Folk Music and do rhythmic gymnastics along the shore line. On the third morning of my stay, i awoke to the voice of three Foreign tongued antelope herdsmen chattering back and forth. I sifted through my language dictionary and finally fell to my knees as i realized William had finally went over the edge. An autopsy and vigorous police investigation revealed that he had passed away after paying a group of corrupt marlins to poke his eyes out with the remains of an ancient sun dial. I miss you William.

Save the animals...boycott this film.