What the.....?

Anyone who says this was anything but the worst piece of crap ever recorded should be mamed. What are you thinking? First of all,how are you gonna torture a guy with steam? And if you are, how is he gonna fight it off by punching it? I would rather watch paint dry, it would be less predictable than this lame piece of trash. MST3000 need not bash this movie,it does a fantastic job of embarrasing itself on it's own.