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Memorable quotes

posted 18 years ago by dnliu
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Todd: Hey, why don't you put that stupid mouse away and come join the party?
Jimmy: I got a better idea, why don't you go find yourself an IQ and leave me and my mouse alone?
Todd: All right man, I tried!

Jimmy (Upset over the death of his mouse Max, to Todd): You hated me ever since I got here!
Jessica: But it was an accident.
Jimmy: You are just lying to defend him!
Bill: Jimmy! Jessica doesn't lie.
Jimmy: Yeah right, BILL!

Bill: Jimmy, Todd didn't mean to hurt Max.
Jimmy: (Sobbing) He didn't hurt him, he KILLED him! There's a notable difference!

Jimmy's father: Maybe what happened to Max should happen to Bill.

Todd: Don't you ever knock?
Bill: I knocked about ten times. I want to talk to you about the spider incident.
Todd: Well I don't!
Bill: I want you to go apologize to Jimmy.
Todd: No way! I'm not gonna help you score brownie points with your new son.
Bill: Todd! You're digging yourself into a deeper hole here!
Todd: Well give me a shovel.

Jimmy (To Bill): Are you sure this house is up to code?

Dana: Are you sure that thing (the bee)'s dead?
Todd: It's as dead as this town on a Saturday night.

Todd: (Taking his anger out on Bill after Dana caught her head on fire): This is all your fault! You and your goddamn gas line! I wish you had never built this *beep* house!

[–] cmagu 18 years ago

Don't forget:

Todd: (Enters Jimmy's Room) Whoa, cool room. And I see you're going for the total geek effect.

[–] dnliu 18 years ago

LoL! Here's a few more:

Jimmy: It's a proven fact, Bill is a loser.
Calire: You gotta get your fact straight honey, Bill is not a loser.

Bill: My motto is, if it's broken, I'll fix it!

Todd: (Talking to Bill about Jimmy) Claire is alright, but Jimmy man! That kid is such a wimp! I used to eat kids like him for breakfast.

Todd: Tell me man, how can someone likes to play with rats and be afraid of spiders?
Jimmy: First of all, Max is a mouse, and if you must know, I have arachnophobia. Will you please leave?!
Todd: You are one uptight little dude.
Jimmy: Subspiecies!

Jimmy's father: (Angry at Jimmy for not wanting to kill Bill): Is that how I raised you? To be a little girl?
Jimmy: No dad!
Jimmy's father: Well it certainly sounds like it to me!

Jimmy's father: It's payback time!

Jimmy's father: They are coming for you Bill, and they are going to eat... your... soul. (Laughs)

Todd: Hmm, how did that get in there? (Putting a rubber spider inside a bag for Jimmy as a joke)

Jimmy: Max, you are smarter than anyone here! Except me of course!

[–] intelligentsupermodel 17 years ago

LOL...these are all great, but here's my all-time Amityville Dollhouse FAVORITE:

Aunt Marla: Did you notice anything strange about that dollhouse?

Tobias: Like a nail through my forehead.

[–] crazychurchill 14 years ago

I like some of the obvious sexual innuendo lines in the film.

Claire: Hey Todd, I have a pinata that needs filling!

Todd: Hey Claire, why don't you and I play some one on one, Dad says you're real good!