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If only Judge Judy moderated the Presidential debates!


I wish Judge Judy would moderate one of the upcoming Clinton - Trump debates. It would be a fun drinking game!

Take a drink every time Judge Judy admonishes Trump for his 'outrageous behavior' during the debate.

Take another drink every time Judge Judy overtalks one of the candidates with: "I'm speaking. Are you trying to talk over me? They'll cut off your mic before they cut off mine."

Take another drink every time Judge Judy tells Clinton: "There's only one attitude in this room and it's mine."

Take another drink when JJ tells Trump: "This isn't an audition, and I already have the job."

Take another drink when she tells Clinton: "Just answer the question. Don't go back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth - just answer my question. It's either a yes or a no..."

Take a drink when she tells Clinton: "I have better things to do today so hurry up. They're serving sushi for dinner."

Take a drink when she tells Trump: "I didn't go to 15 years of post-graduate school to listen to you talk about building a wall."

Take a drink when she asks Trump: "Did you file income taxes last year? How much did you claim for income?"

Take a drink when asks Trump for a copy of his taxes, then returns them to Byrd and says "Give these back to him. This is a whole lot of baloney. These are not his tax returns."

Take a drink when she asks Trump: "Is there something wrong with you? Are you on any prescribed psychiatric medications?"

Take a drink when she asks Clinton: "And you were investigated by the FBI on more than one occasion, am I correct?"

Followed by another drink when she interrupts Clinton and says "I didn't ask if you were found guilty or not - I asked if you were investigated by the FBI on more than one occasion?"

Followed by another drink when she then tells Clinton: "That's a lot of 'who shot John?' but you didn't answer my question...my question is 'You were investigated by the FBI on more than one occasion, am I correct? That's either a yes or a no..."









"Splodey heads keep splodin' " - Sarah Palin, 7-1-16 







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Everyone should have to drink the rest of the pitcher/keg/whatever large alcoholic container the minute she says: "You're both idiots. See what America has come to, Bird? These two morons are our only two choices for president?"

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"You're both idiots. See what America has come to, Bird? These two morons are our only two choices for president?"




When the subject comes up of Trump for not paying the thousands of workers and self-contractors he employed over the years, she will teach him a lesson:

"You ordered the steak, you ate the steak and now you have to pay for the steak. But you didn't. Why? I want you to explain to me why you can eat a steak and not pay for it."

"Splodey heads keep splodin' " - Sarah Palin, 7-1-16 







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If Judy moderated, she'd probably sternly warn them not to get into a "kerfuffle."

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She would have to make the comment that the future of America is in peril.

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She would have to make the comment that the future of America is in peril.


Hahahah! Good one! Yes, that is an often used line Judge Judy uses with regards to teens and underaged children, so it actually be very fitting for the likes of Trump and Hillary since they both act or at least think like children.

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Yea, JJ would most definitely throw them both out and tell them that they deserve each other.

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I wish Judge Judy would moderate one of the upcoming Clinton - Trump debates. It would be a fun drinking game!

Take a drink every time Judge Judy admonishes Trump for his 'outrageous behavior' during the debate.

Take another drink every time Judge Judy overtalks one of the candidates with: "I'm speaking. Are you trying to talk over me? They'll cut off your mic before they cut off mine."

Take another drink every time Judge Judy tells Clinton: "There's only one attitude in this room and it's mine."

Take another drink when JJ tells Trump: "This isn't an audition, and I already have the job."

Take another drink when she tells Clinton: "Just answer the question. Don't go back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth - just answer my question. It's either a yes or a no..."

Take a drink when she tells Clinton: "I have better things to do today so hurry up. They're serving sushi for dinner."

Take a drink when she tells Trump: "I didn't go to 15 years of post-graduate school to listen to you talk about building a wall."

Take a drink when she asks Trump: "Did you file income taxes last year? How much did you claim for income?"

Take a drink when asks Trump for a copy of his taxes, then returns them to Byrd and says "Give these back to him. This is a whole lot of baloney. These are not his tax returns."

Take a drink when she asks Trump: "Is there something wrong with you? Are you on any prescribed psychiatric medications?"

Take a drink when she asks Clinton: "And you were investigated by the FBI on more than one occasion, am I correct?"

Followed by another drink when she interrupts Clinton and says "I didn't ask if you were found guilty or not - I asked if you were investigated by the FBI on more than one occasion?"

Followed by another drink when she then tells Clinton: "That's a lot of 'who shot John?' but you didn't answer my question...my question is 'You were investigated by the FBI on more than one occasion, am I correct? That's either a yes or a no..."



Hahahahahahhaa nailed it though. Great work as usual Pvd with your Judge Judy dialogue scenarios. =D =D =D Love'em!

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Your posts are always right on. You need to start a blog or something.

<“Every man of courage is a man of his word.” - Pierre Corneille>

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She'd definitely have no trouble cutting the microphones if either of them went over their allotted time or if they go off on a tangent.

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