Marie's insults to Debra

How many can you remember? I know a few, here's what I can remember:

"Cookies on a log. Well, that's almost baking."

"Frosting from a can, so much better than homemade."

(Debra says the kids are watching TV)
"I remember a time where you actually had to be with the kids."

"There's a cobweb forming under the TV."

"Oh, popcorn for dinner. What fun!"

"Aw, you're giving sewing another try!"

(Debra tells Marie that Ray didn't notice her new haircut)
"Maybe he was just being polite."

I know there's plenty more.