Please just stop.

This was classic Eddie totally controlled by the brilliant mind who is Wes Craven. It's not that serous folks. The movie was entertaining. Stop thinking so much, I can guarantee that they were not trying to win an Oscar, it was all for entertainment purposes. In my most humble opinion, they delivered. And the cherry on top was Angela's beauty. Just appreciate something for what it is. Again, this wasn't that serious. Laughed the whole time.