Porter ruined the movie..


Just a terrible addition. Take him out and you've got a 6.5+ movie (similar to the first). From the moment he tries to restrain Heigl (WHY?) to his stupid screams, to his lucky shooting... just ridiculous.

If there was a Jar Jar Binks of Seagal, Van-Damme, Schwarz, Stallone, action movies... we've got a winner.

Horrible, horrible actor.

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I seriously spat coffee at the screen when you said Jar Jar Binks. 100% correct. Thanks for the laugh.

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You are not wrong; it would have been better if his niece had acted as his sidekick; they established that she knew martial arts then, apart from using one move on the porter, she barely did anything.

I'm only going to say this once: stay out of Camberwick Green - Sam Tyler

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He's never fired a gun before but he manages to twirl around and shot the guy who told him to hand over the CD or he'd "cap his black a**!"

I know this isn't meant to be Casablanca but come on. Nonsense like this is why Seagal's stuff goes straight to DVD (and Spike and USA Network)...

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ROFLMFAO!!!! Morris Chestnut = Jar Jar Binks, That line deserves a *beep* medal lol Priceless, I'll never be able to look at old Morris in the same way again :-D

"Hasta la vista, baby."

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