Forgot how awful this movie was


I just caught the last bit of it on TV and it's ATROCIOUS.

-awful overacting by most people
-silly, implausible action
-Eric Bogosian is just...weird in this film. A curly-haired joker is not a bad guy to be taken seriously
-...which brings us Everett McGill, who is so badass that he hardly gets a shot in on Seagal in their (anti)climactic showdown in the end
-really bad miniature model work (the Stealth destruction was terrible)
-really bad bluescreen footage
-really bad stunt double work
-ridiculous shootouts (it's like a videogame at the end, with countless baddies just streaming into different train cars for the sole purpose of being shot
-the annoying--miserably annoying--Morris Chestnut, whose role is completely useless

The only good thing about the movie is the score, by (I believe) Basil Poledouris.

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I agree with everything you said.

But for some reason, I own it on blu-ray and watch it once in a while. It's odd - sometimes films as bad as thins start to grow on you and become guilty pleasures.



'Then' and 'than' are completely different words and have completely different meanings.

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The first Under Siege is a guilty pleasure, for sure. I know what a douchebag Seagal is in real life, but thanks to Andrew Davis' direction, and the hammy bad guy acting by Jones and Busey, it's a fun film. No doubt.

But this? I found it to be so bad, but not so-bad-it's-good. To each his own, of course.

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I hated this movie when it came out after loving the original but it's actually grown on me a bit. I've watched it a few more times recently and I got to say for a plain old 90s action flick it's great. I've changed my tune on it. I don't love it like the first movie but I do like it now. Call me crazy, I know. Lol

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this is one of those extremely terrible movies i like to watch over and over and laugh and laugh

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Honestly, I liked this better than the first one. Jones and Busey remain better villains.

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it flies right by, it's action packed and never bores.

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This movie was awesome. Especially the music. And the villain is funny as hell.

People who complain about "poor model work" or something are complete nerds, I have no idea that he means, there was no special effect in the movie that would make any normal person complain.

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There's definitely subpar special effects (for example, Travis Dane is very briefly copy and pasted into a scene as shown at 0:21 in this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigTHxygL18), but I figure that if I'm watching a Steven Seagal movie it'd be ridiculous to treat it like Blade Runner. I'm expecting a silly action film set in an alternate reality where aikido is the deadliest martial art known to the universe.

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I didn't think it was bad at all. First was better though.

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It’s terrible, but its shitness, combined with Seagal’s brutal kills, makes it entertaining.

A perfect example is the final fight with McGill. He barely gets a single hit in. Seagal just throws him around like a ragdoll for five minutes and then snaps his neck like a twig. This is supposed to be the epic final battle and it has been drained of all tension to service Seagal’s ego 🤣

Definitely a case of so bad it’s ‘good’.

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