I am really going to show my ignorance here . . .
How could we have not destroyed the oceans with all the a-bomb and h-bomb tests done in them? I understand from the T&B video that there have been over 1000 nuclear tests since 1945. Why hasn't radiation poisoning not killed us all by now? What about uranium and plutonium half-lives? Doesn't it take a very very long time for them to dissipate? I am very confused. The movie didn't explain this very well.
"Hey, I should be mad at YOU . . . now turn around."-Bender/Futurama