Things I learned from Toy story
It isn't flying, it's falling with style
Nobody will question how 2 toys fell through the open sunroof and suddenly appeared in a box right next to you (If that was me, I would've freaked the hell out!)
The word Woody is searching for about Buzz cannot be said around preschool toys
If you fail at something and break your arm off, you'll probably end up getting drunk on tea and wearing a girl's outfit
Toys can see eeeeeeeeeeevrythhhhhiiiiiiing ... so play NICE
Dogs running through a busy intersection can cause a major accident trapping him in a circle of cars
Two toys and a dog can run fast enough to catch up to a moving van
If your friend is going to be blown to bits, just pray that a thunderstorm will thankfully delay the plans at the last second
Remote control toy cars have a turbo setting that can speed up to a moving van
Despite toys being "alive," some of them still run on batteries
A slinky that stretches ALL THE WAY OUT won't get ruined, it'll still coil up
Woody doesn't have a chance of being loved compared to a Buzz Lightyear, all he can do is "there's a snake in my boots!"
Even though you're moving in a few days, your kid will still be allowed to put up a bunch of new posters on the bedroom wall and even new bedsheets
We will never know who invited the kid who gave bedsheets to Andy for his birthday
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.