Was there even a plot to this movie?
I watched it last night, and for the life of me I could not even discern if there was a plot! It was so poorly scripted that I had trouble figuring out who were the good guys, who the bad guys were, whether the good guys were cops or the mafia, who the main bad guy was, who the girl who gave the 'massage' to that guy was, what the purpose of many of the scenes were, etc! Seriously, was there any other point to this movie other than to see Anna Nicole's big tits? And even Anna did not have much screentime, which seems odd considering she was the only remotely famous person in this movie, as her co-star was unknown Joey Travolta, whose sole claim to fame is that he is the much less talented brother of John Travolta!
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