Stuart Saves His Family TEST

1) Who was director of programming of Chicago Public Access Corporation where Stuart’s show was at originally?
a) Luz Weinstock
b) Roz Weinstock
c) Susan Weinstock
d) Liz Weinstock

2) Stuart’s sister Jodie called in tears saying someone died. Who was it?
a) Aunt Paula
b) Uncle Lou
c) Papa Smalley
d) Sister Jodie

3) FIB: Stuart’s Dad Papa Smalley and brother Donnie are both ___________.

4) T/F: Stuart took a large sip of a beer offered to him.

5) Stuart’s brother Donnie picked him up at the bus station on his motorcycle after totaling what?
a) Accord
b) Chevy
c) Pontiac
d) Dodge

6) Where did the family take a vacation?
a) Hollywood, California
b) Dallas, Texas
c) Honolulu, Hawaii
d) New York City, New York

7) FIB: Stuart and Donnie were playing pool in the ________.

8) T/F: Donnie finally stopped drinking.

9) How did Donnie sober up?
a) Car accident that hurt him and Kyle
b) Fell down the stairs
c) Got shot by his drunk father
d) Simply put down the beer for good cold turkey

10) Who came to visit Stuart at Christmas?
a) Mama Smalley
b) Sister Jodie
c) Brother Donnie
d) Nephew Kyle


The following are fill in the blanks questions
11. (In the beginning of the movie on Stuart’s show)
Stuart: "But today, I've decided to take a risk, and wear a new ________. It was sent to me by a recovering sex addict, Melissa D., who knitted it herself; she said it gave her something to do with her hands."
(Hint: Type of Clothing)

12. (At the Intervention)
Dad Smalley: "God, you'd drink too, if you had __________ for a son."
(Hint: Late Law Vegas Singer)

13. (At Stuart’s second job at the restaurant)
Julia: "We'd all like to go home and save our families, but we can't. We're just not that ________."
(Hint: One Word)

14. (Stuart was on the way home the first time)
Stuart Smalley: (narrating) "My father grew up in the Great Depression - his ________'s."
(Hint: Name of Family Member)

15. (Just before the intervention)
Mom Smalley: "If I do this, and it doesn't work, he's going to make my life hell."
Intervention Counselor: "________________________?"
(Hint: Four Words)

16. (Being told Donnie was shot)
Stuart: "Okay, Jodie, I would never ordinarily say this, but... is there any way you can get to a ________?"
(Hint: Two Words ~ Food)

17. (Stuart serves a patron in a restaurant)
Stuart: "Have you had enough time to look at the menu?"
Patron: "We've had enough time to memorize the menu."
Stuart: "I'm sorry, I'm having a personal crisis. Can I take your order?"
Patron: "For my wife, the Penne Arrabiata; and I will try the oso buoco."
Stuart: "You know, the oso buko is extremely fatty. You might want to try..."
Patron: "I'll TRY the oso buko. And also the mixed baby field greens."
Stuart: "Lo-cal vinaigrette?"
Patron: "Creamy Caesar."
Stuart: "On the side?"
Patron: "ON THE SALAD."
Stuart: "Thank you."
Patron: "And I'd like another double-scotch."
Stuart: (smiling) "________."
(Hint: One Word)

18. (Telling how Smalley men have died)
Stuart: "In fact three Smalley men have met their maker while changing the storm window. Actually that’s not true. ________________ got smashed one afternoon and went on the roof to trim the big elm." (seconds later he get electrocuted)
(Hint: Two Words ~ Title in Family & First Name)

19. (At the wake for Aunt Paula)
Jodie: "You know Aunt Paula was the best person in this entire family and no one gives a damn. I mean ________ hated her, ________ thinks this one big joke and well all Mom cares about is her stupid ________________!"
(Hint: Four Words ~ Two Family members & Food)

20. (At the end of the movie during the Christmas Party)
Julia: "We’re going to have a great Christmas."
Stuart: "________________."
(Hint: Three Words)


BONUS QUESTION
20 Points
A young Stuart named the Ajax White Knight as ________________ but the winning name was ________________.



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