Things You Learned From Watching Small Faces

Many other films have one of these threads, and I thought this great film should have one as well. What did you learn from watching Small Faces?

1) When out cycling, stay away from night clubs and old warehouses.

2) Pellet guns may not be the best present to buy for your 12 year old brother.

3) Art colleges do not always have female models.

4) If working in a gallery, always check the portraits after a break in to make sure there are no additional faces on them.

5) Having the most attractive girlfriend in the area may be great, but don't be surprised if most of the other lads in the area have pictures of her in their bedrooms.

6) When planning to sneak into a nightclub via means of the toilet window, always make sure you are going in through the correct window first.

7) Tower blocks have a habit of shrinking in height when you go inside them.

8) If confronted in the street by a gang of girls, never say you don't fight with girls.

9) If you come face to face with someone who is looking to take revenge on you for something, and they ask for your name, never give them your real name!

10) If you wake up and find the whole room smelling of gas, smoking a cigarette may not be the best way to take away the smell.