I can't believe I watched this!

Haha ! I was just thinking the same thing. It just happened to be playing on my Dish network.

I guess people watch it for 2 reasons. 2 BIG reasons...

If you heard they discovered previously unseen video of the 9/11 crashes would you watch? It is for the same reason I had to watch this train wreck. Curiosity.

I knew it would be bad but ggggggggooooooooddddddd! 30 minutes and I was done.

The dialog was written by a third grader and Nicole should spend a couple of dollars and try some mail-order acting lessons.

And phew, talk about a fatty . . . this is what happens when you have the money to buy all the chocolate you can eat. Although it is amazing that the fat was rather equally distributed. Cellulose! I love grapefruit and cantaloupe is OK but I hate watermelon.

One saving grace . . . it had a helicopter in it. 1 out of 10

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All of you know exactly why you watched this... and it aint cuz you thought it would be a good movie. If any of you even try to say you saw this on the shelf and thought to yourself... "Ill bet this is a great movie", youre the worlds biggest liar. You watched it to give the old wrist a workout, and you know it.

I'm a fan of really bad movies, but this one isn't even bad in the usual good way. Just gives me shivers to think of Anna flying a helicopter.

If you think that's bad, I sat through the edited-for-television version WITHOUT the nudity. So I was robbed of the only redeemable part of this "film." But God help me, I simply couldn't turn it off. The comparison to a train wreck is apt, but it's more like the engine went flying off the rails and hit a chemical plant. I'll miss Anna Nicole Smith, a true modern-day jester that always provided a laugh, whether it was intentional or not.

I can't believe that I am watching it right now....I didn't realize how bad an actor Anna Nicole was. She was HORRIBLE. I think that HORRIBLE may actually be a compliment.