WHY?
Why did they have to make a remake? The original is miles better than this! Hell,even Piranha 2 is better than this...
shareThere's another remake coming out this year!
Piranha 2 is REALLY bad, I say worse than this imho.
Piranha 2 is better. That's not saying a whole lot.
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This movie deserved to be in the Movie Hall of Fame if just for the fact that when the Piranhas first attacked the kids summer camp that a camp counselor (Laura) decided to grab an inflatable tyre to rescue the being eaten kids when there was a perfectly good solid boat with oars 2 feet away and then Paul's daughter decided to rescue people in an inflatable raft when the above mentioned boat is still sitting there saying *For God's sake, use me to rescue people in, not something that piranha's can burst with a few nibbles."
That was a classic error :-D
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I haven't seen many films where they point out a raft is made only by lashing with no nails. But I'm glad they mentioned it because otherwise how could they be in jeopardy? Then I'm glad they mentioned that the piranha are breed for intelligence and know to let the air out of rubber floats because otherwise I'd think these people might be safe.
Then as you say thank goodness no one thought to get a wooden boat because then there would be nothing for W. Katt to take that would end the suspense.
I thought also the director mentioning famous directors classed the thing up a lot and I didn't think i was just watching gratuitous cheesecake with no redeeming virtue when the ultra babe got knocked off...
But I thought it was a mistake to kill the prettiest woman in the film so soon. She had the best acting skills of the women I thought. Markham and Katt were like two giant sequoia trees of acting standing there in a dwarf forest. It was almost distracting to watch them work?