It just had to happen


Wednesday night.

Film class.

My life goal was simple, since I'd seen Star Wars Episode I; NOT see Ewan McGregor's penis.

That's it. That's all I wanted.

And then I saw this movie.

My life is ruined.

Thanks a lot Greenaway.

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So let me get this straight. Your life is ruined because you saw a penis?

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Try to get past all the penises. They exist. 99.9% of all men have them.

It's a beautiful film.

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Thank you for getting it.

Come on, what I said was pretty funny.

As for this being a beautiful movie...eh.

It was 'interesting' moreso than it was beautiful.

Just take the funny. It's like an inside joke, we've all seen the movie, we all get it. Face it - there's a lot of Obi-Wan in this movie, so to speak.

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the 99.9% of men that have them, now that was funny, dude check your brain, amazingly beautiful movie....

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It's just that the opposite happened to me. Before, my life was terrible. I was miserable, tired, and didn't know anything. Then I saw Ewan McGregor's penis and suddenly everything made sense. This movie changed my life!

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Forget the previous comments, THIS is funny!

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I agree.

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i haven't seen the movie yet, but i always thought ewan mcgregor was a penis anyway!

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The rule with Ewan McGregor's films, if you watch one that has a higher than M or PG rating, chances are, you're going to see some penis. Ah, exhibitionist, putting the public in public indecency...

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Hey, cheer up - it could have been worse, after all you could have had to watch The Phantom Menace again!

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