best scenes of the movie

I didn't really like the movie all that much, but there were two scenes I really thought were funny.

1.
Poole: Come on! I got you the elephant! I'm supposed to be on the beach right now worrying about my tan, not out here in boonyville worrying about snakes!

H.A. & Farley: Snakes??


2.
H.A.: Yes. We're being pursued by the NVA. What? Yeah this is o'tell officer. Who's this? Marty? Hey Marty what's up man? How you doin man-

Doyle: H.A.! H.A.!