among the many this film has:
"well, achilles only had an achilles' heel. i have a whole achilles' body."
lenny, to the leader of the greek chorus, at his meeting with linda's "manager"
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"You're gonna meet a hooker in a hotel room and not have sex with her!?"
sharedid the trojan horse have a wooden dick ?
shareone day my friend Suzie calls me and asks me if I want to be in a film,
something called Snatch Happy.
I said sure, and I remember I was very nervous
because I'd never done it in front of people with a camera before.
So there I am on the first day, on the set,
and there's this guy *beep* me from behind, right?
And there's these two huge guys dressed like cops
in my mouth at the same time, and I remember thinking to myself,
I like acting.
Look! Here's a man who killed his father,and slept with his mother.
I hate to tell you what they call my son in Harlem.
Oh oh oh and . . . (!!!!)
Linda: I bet your hung like a horse.
Kevin: Yeah, I can ride a horse.
Lenny: I have a slight heart murmur, and right now it's murmuring "hide."
Chorus: Children grow up, children move out; sometimes to ridiculous places like Cincinatti, or Boise, Idaho. Then you never see them again. (with the eyeglasses gesture).
Hahahaha, I love this movie.
As the Chorus call on Zeus for advice/help and get his answering machine: "Hi, this is Zeus. Im not here right now so leave a message and I'll get back to you later." (Not sure if that is the correct words, but the idea is the same)
"Talk about the deus ex machinas"
"I'm the boss. Mommy is the decision-maker"
"You didn't want a bl*wjob, so the least I could get you is a tie."
Ha!
I've only seen the german translation, so I hope I translate it correctly back into English:
"Who were the bad guys in "Schindler's List"?
"He's your pimp?"
"No, no, he's like a business representative."
"A business representative? What do you need a business representative for? You're not a conglomerate."
"Refund!"
"What the hell is an onion farmer doing at the gym!?"
share"Does the Trojan Horse have a wooden dick?!"
"I've been turned down more times than the beds at the Holiday Inn; I still try"