Squatting Dog , Numb Nuts or Butthead? which is the better nickname?

So Ben gives Jack an embarrassing nickname.

He gives him the name of "Squatting Dog." This is supposed to be because h had a dog that had the case of the squats.

Ben then gives him a choice for another nickname belonging to another bgeloved former pet. It depends which version you have, but one name is "Numb Nuts" the squirrel and the other is "Butthead" the goat.

Which would you choose if you had to?

I would choose Numb Nuts.




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