1. You can anticipate when Clair Forlani's accent is going to slip
2. You know all of T.S.'s lines
"That's the karma again, I didn't help Kenny so she beat me up with a telephone"
4. You try to work quotes from the movie into everyday conversation.
(for example: my girlfriend, her friend and I were going shopping to a particular mall we like to frequent and her friend asked her, "What's so special about (the name of the mall)?" and she'd said "Nothing really; it's just a mall." And, not missing a beat, I (jokingly) said, "Not a mall, all right? The mall; show some respect."
(that wasn't the exact wording of the conversation, but I did use that quote. )
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I pretty much know this movie word for word, and I say each line before it comes up.
Take it easy Charlie. I've got an ANGLE.
6. or 5. to lazy to check, whenever you walk into a mall you yell "I LOVE THE SMELL OF COMMERCE IN THE MORNING!"
Never tell me the odds. ~Han Solo
7. Instead of having sex, you stay up all night playing video games while your girlfriend falls asleep unfulfilled.
"I think the idea of art kills creativity." --Douglas Adams
8. you keep baggies of weed behind your ears.
9. when your girlfriend spends the night, you make her leave through a window the next morning.
10. you start craving chocolate covered pretzels.
11. you start staring at various paintings, hoping to one day see a sailboat.
12. you get the urge to beat up the Easter Bunny.
13. you try on underwear in a store without using the dressing room.
14. you still can't accept the fact that the same guy who played serial killer Henry Lee Lucas is in this movie playing some chick's dad.
15. you think a brown corduroy jacket is an appropriate choice to wear in public.
Will someone please pass me the f!cking asparagus?
17. Whenever something weird happens, you say 'G*dd*mn, this is one wacky game show'.
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18. You finally see the sailboat.
Hey little train! We are all jumping on
The train that goes to the Kingdom
19. When you start replaying the movie in your head when you're bored.
-Act, on your impulse, swallow the bottle, cut a little deeper, put the gun to your chest-
20. You have the region 1 special 10th anniversary edition on dvd, but you only have a region 2 dvd player now so you go buy the region 2 dvd.
"My name is Lt. Aldo Raine"
21. You think slugging someone in the balls is suitable retaliation for nailing you in the tit.
22. You spend the entire time waiting for Kevin Smith's one line.
I voted for Frenchie and Dia like a sex donkey on Xanax.
23) When after I'm through, you won't be the same again.
share24. You start to believe more and more that proposing to your gf at Universal Studios is romantic.
25. You try to make a CD player out of a vibrator and some chicken wire.
26. You ask during sex, "Who's your favorite New Kid?"
27. You want to be called Joey during sex.
28. Going to the mall with no shopping agenda becomes legit escapism.
29. You're on Google Maps looking for the nearest Cheese Haus to take your suitor-ette.
30. You believe getting screwed in the back of a Volkswagon is more uncomfortable than getting screwed in the butt.
31. Playing Sega gives you more of a release than f()cking your gf.
32. You frame a dear john letter.
33. When you're on an elevator with your ex girlfriend and she challenges your libido you feel obligated to defend yourself from her accusations
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shareWhen you purposely refer to a mall food vendor not in the food court area as being in the food court, just to set someone up for a lecture about the difference between autonomous units for mid-mall snacking and the zoned food court area.
sharewhen you take a look at your local mall and start calling it the "Dirt mall"
due to the way it is kept up and what kind of stores are there lol (and yes we have one where I live :D)
When someone is doing the Jedi Mind trick, You Say "Knock It Off!"
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