Idea for Leprechaun 7





Yes, lets support a new movie about a stupid leprechaun. This time, lets have him go to a ranch in rural Oklahoma, where a mysterious pot of gold turns up in a barn and this horny supermodel who cant act, finds it, and buys a Louis Vui Tton bag, but what she doesnt know, is that our little idiot leprechaun guy, bursts out of one of the cows and seeks revenge on the girl.

We can have a special guest appearances by a few members of the cast of Back 2 the Hood.

Then the girl, recognizing her danger, flees to a nearby gas station, along with fellow cast members, and then suprisingly the leprechaun is already there and he blows the gas station to hell. The supermodel and whats left of her posse, mysteriously finds an old car behind the flaming station. They jump into the car, except one dumass(from back 2 the hood) decides to kung fu the leprechaun Matrix style, unfortunately, the Leprechaun pulls out a four leaf clover that is actually a switch blade. He throws it and cuts the guys head off.

The supermodel speeds away and then they breath heavily, thinking that they finally escaped the leprechaun, but then, she glances into her rear view mirror and screams. She sees the leprechaun gaining speed of over 60 miles an hour on a trycicle.

The leprechaun tries to ease over and jump in through the window, but it doesnt work and he falls off the tricycle, and sadly, a semi truck appears and turns the leprechaun into absolute road-splatter.

The girls scream truimphiantly as if they were at a concert, and then as they look back, the see little green dust forming. So the leprechaun is finally dead and gone forever and the supermodel girl and posse live happily ever after and go screw each other.

i would like to call this: Leprechaun 7: Back to the Farms




"I have the key to your locker!"

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leprechaun 7??? I guess Warrick Davis needs to feed his kids

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Very nice ......

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Umm yes.....F**ck you!
First, The leprechaun is not an idiot.
Second, I've never seen any supremodels in Lep movies.
Third, he can't pull out a four leaf clover that is a switch blade because he can't touch clovers.
If you would just see one of the movies you wouldn't be such a dumbas*!!!!!


OH YEAH, A TRUCK CAN'T KILL THE LEP ONLY A CLOVER CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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or destroy his pot of gold you *beep* idiot

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or wrought iron

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I think an interesting idea would be have Leprechaun 7 take place BEFORE the original Leprechaun. It could show how farmer OGrady aquired the gold from the original Leprechaun from part 1.

I WANT ME GOLD!

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It would be called... "Leprechaun 0: The times of the past"
:P

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personally, i've always been partial to Leprechaun: Hawaiian Style. the subtitle alone worked wonders for The Parent Trap and Saved By The Bell. ok, well maybe it didn't but still. i think it'd be cool to see the Lep wear Hawaiian shirts and get laid!!

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if they were to make 7 they should make Leprechaun 7 about his origins and where he came from. in his own time back a thousand years ago.

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Or, better yet...LEPRECHAUN 7: MEN IN GREEN!

It could be a prequel that explains how he wound up on the planet Dominia, in L-4, in the first place. Area 51 is in Nevada, right? So, after we see a spliced-in shot of Scott and Tammy (from L-3) walking off arm in arm, we cut to a pair of black-suited dudes wearing sunglasses walking up to the Lep's remains.

The senior partner is an African-American played by Keith David ("Marked For Death"). While the junior partner is a brown-haired white guy with an Appalachian accent played by David Keith ("Brubaker"). And, they think the Lep was some kind of homicidal extra-terrestrial. So, they have his remains shipped to You-Know-Where for an autopsy.

But, one of the hazmat-suited guys is a low-ranking schlub who feels under-paid and under-appreciated. So, he smuggles the pot of gold into the top-secret facility, as well!

Naturally, the Lep regenerates; sixty-five minutes of low-budget gory mayhem ensues; and, at the climax of the film, the two MIB's launch the little green monster's ass into outer space (in a reverse-engineered flying saucer from the Fifties).

But, of course, the film shows the saucer crash-landing on a certain planet fifty or so years in the future. Followed by the almost-mandatory...

"The End?"

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The best Leprechaun 7 idea is to make a prequel - set in Ireland. You could have a Texas Chainsaw style group of American teens backpacking through Ireland in the 1970's. Let's say their car breaks down near a creepy old village and things go from there...

"Everybody cry when my big monkey die" - Dino DeLaurentiis.

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I can't believe your all getting so worked up over something as dumb as the Leprechaun Series - they funny as hell cos they so bad. but arguing over the finer details of it is just plain bad

Tell me - have you ever danced with the Devil by the Pale Moon Light?

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Lep vs Wishmaster

This is not part of my post...your evil self just happened to gaze at my signature

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lep vs chucky

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For a while there were rumors of a movie called "Leprechaun: Pimpin' in da Hood". I thought up a story in my head:

A group of misfits in the hood have the worst luck of anyone around. That all changes when they discover a stash of Bling, learning that it brings luck to whoever wears it. However, this just so happens to be the Leprechaun's gold, and he can control the luck of it.

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No more Hood movies. The next film should be a prequel. But I hope they don't call it LEPRECHAUN 0.

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Maybe not do the movie in the first place

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Now, that would _really_ not make any sense.

It's like an 11th commandment in Hollywood: "Thou shalt keep making sequels to a popular film until they failest to make money!"

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Leprechaun Goes to Japan

-Title speaks for itself. To look for his gold pot.


Leprechaun Goes to Africa

-see above

Leprechaun vs. Old Horror Movie Icon (Frankenstein, Dracula, Mummy, or etc)

Leprechaun Goes to Mexico

Leprechaun Goes Back to Ireland and never comes back

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I am back......with a brand new Leprechaun idea.

After the brutal massacre of the ending of, "Back to the Farms" we follow up on the survivors of that night when the Leprechaun supposedly lost his battle by being smooshed by an oncoming semi-truck.
In the first thirty minutes, we will see that the Leprechaun did not die, but magically re-appeared by the wishful thoughts of the fans of his B-movie saga and he reforms, right there in the middle of the Oklahoma highway.
Luckily a group of horny teenagers passes by and he hitches himself a ride by grabbing hold of the muffler, seeing as how he's an evil Leprechaun he feels no burning pain and he lets go, finally tumbling into the downtown streets of Los Angeles.
He eventually, with his all knowing Leprechaun powers, hunts down and kills all of the survivors of "Back to the Farms" save the Lou V Ton carrying supermodel.
He dangles from a tree outside her window one night and overhears her plans of going to Australia for a photo shoot and drunken wild partying. He giggles crazily and she almost notices him.
He cleverly stows himself away in a carry on bag as and the plane is off to the land down under.

Then, events happen that turn the whole thing around!!!

After some hours on the flight, the supermodel goes into the bathroom for a nice releiving and make-up putting on. We see her cry into the mirror, remembering about that horrible night in Oklahoma, but then....the Lep appears for some strange reason and he says a catchy one liner and she screams, kicking the Lep so hard he bursts through the door.
She runs panicked and fearful down the isle, with the Leprechaun in hot pursuit. A few flight attendants are massacered in the process and he tracks her into the cockpit where the Leprechaun slashes both pilots to death with his long fingernails.
The plane crashes onto some unknown tropical island where it's just the supermodel, a horrible male actor who she will later make it with and the Leprechaun!
The rest of the movie will intale their flight through the island jungle trying to escape the wrath of the Leprechaun, and a new found smoke creature and giant polar bears.

The ENDING REVEALED!

Now, after barely escaping the wrath of the Leprechaun, they find themselves in underground fortress of solitude. In comes the inhabiitant of the place, the young boy now all grown from Leprechaun 1 and they retarded side-kick.
There is a breif battle between the retard and the Leprechaun and they have a fight scene like crouching tiger/hidden dragon. Then. we are re-visited by the entire victim count of all Lep films and together, with the aid of a polar bear, ultimately destroy the Leprechaun and tear him to shreds.

I would like to call this, "Leprechaun 8: Flight of the Irish




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Better ideas:

LEPRECHAUN VS. PUMPKINHEAD (aka LVP), in which the little guy finally kills the wrong person. A recently-discharged marine, skin-diving in the Caribbean, finds a pot of gold in a sunken Spanish galleon. He smuggles it back home to the Ozarks, to help get his grandfather's farm out of debt. But, he gets killed (by ye-know-who) shortly after doing so. And, his fiance' goes to a 99-year old witch woman for help in getting revenge.

LEPRECHAUN 8: JEEPERS O'CREEPERS, in which a certain tourist uses a certain gold coin to pay the admission charged by a certain farmer, roughly 27 years in the future. The Leprechaun tracks the missing gold piece to that farmer; kills him; and, in the process, accidentally revives a certain bat-winged anthropophage.

LEPRECHAUN VS. THE EVIL DEAD, in which S-mart is holding a contest for their St. Patrick's Day sale. Whoever correctly guesses the amount of "coins" in the "pot of gold" will win a coupon good for $777.00 worth of merchandise. There's only one problem: the "coins" (which are supposed to be gold-foiled chocolate candies) have been switched for the real thing. By a cult of Druid wanna-be's determined to steal the Necronomicon back from Ash Williams!

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