Idea for Leprechaun 7
Yes, lets support a new movie about a stupid leprechaun. This time, lets have him go to a ranch in rural Oklahoma, where a mysterious pot of gold turns up in a barn and this horny supermodel who cant act, finds it, and buys a Louis Vui Tton bag, but what she doesnt know, is that our little idiot leprechaun guy, bursts out of one of the cows and seeks revenge on the girl.
We can have a special guest appearances by a few members of the cast of Back 2 the Hood.
Then the girl, recognizing her danger, flees to a nearby gas station, along with fellow cast members, and then suprisingly the leprechaun is already there and he blows the gas station to hell. The supermodel and whats left of her posse, mysteriously finds an old car behind the flaming station. They jump into the car, except one dumass(from back 2 the hood) decides to kung fu the leprechaun Matrix style, unfortunately, the Leprechaun pulls out a four leaf clover that is actually a switch blade. He throws it and cuts the guys head off.
The supermodel speeds away and then they breath heavily, thinking that they finally escaped the leprechaun, but then, she glances into her rear view mirror and screams. She sees the leprechaun gaining speed of over 60 miles an hour on a trycicle.
The leprechaun tries to ease over and jump in through the window, but it doesnt work and he falls off the tricycle, and sadly, a semi truck appears and turns the leprechaun into absolute road-splatter.
The girls scream truimphiantly as if they were at a concert, and then as they look back, the see little green dust forming. So the leprechaun is finally dead and gone forever and the supermodel girl and posse live happily ever after and go screw each other.
i would like to call this: Leprechaun 7: Back to the Farms
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