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The greatest single line in movie history....


If that's a confession then my ass is a banjo!

Absolutely Brilliant! LOL!

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Hahahahaha I had forgotten about that one! I aggree.


[blu]The next wings you see will be the fly's buzzing over your rotting corpse.[/blu]

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that is pretty funny,and might be one of the funniest posts ive read on these threads

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Yeah that was a great Connery line but I also like his line in the movie "The Rock" when he says to Nicolas Cage: "Your best?!? Losers always whine about doing their best! Winners go home and f--k the prom queen!" That too is a great line. Both are great lines!

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Hey, that line is very funny too!
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Up the Irons!

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Cop "Hey"
Connery "Hey...hay is for horses ya dumb **** now **** off"



"...and like that....he was gone!"

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Haha! That hey comment was hilarious indeed :-)

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Cop "Hey"
Connery "Hey...hay is for horses ya dumb **** now **** off"


LOL, that's hilarious haha! Any line coming from Connery has the potential to be awesome.

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

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LOL, that line is a classic!!

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

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Also this one from The Untouchables: "Who would claim to be from the treasury department who was not? Hmm?

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My all time favourite was directed at Connery rather than said by him:

"Talk, Mr Bond! I don't expect you to talk, I expect you to die!"

Gert Frobe as Auric Goldfinger.

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As an instructor, my favorite Connery line from Just Cause was when he was telling Kate Capshaw at the beginning, "Why is every *beep* thing the real world, except teaching?"

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I just have a general wondering - why is it ok to say an "F-word" in almost every movie and in some movies like 20 times, but whenever it's being written (like on this board, for example) it has to be put in a funny way and masked with **** or @$? :) It't not that I dream of seeing this word in writing, I'm just wondering why it's allowed to say but not to write?

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I'll tell you the truth, I am getting sooooooo tired of that word altogether. Whether it's used for real effect, whether it's used for humour, or whether it's used for 40% of most people's vocabulary. I think it's a pretty sad commentary on our culture when one word has to become such a source of obsession. In fact, it's not just the word, but the whole fascination with everything that is implied by it. We seem to have given up on setting the bar high, and decided that setting it just as low is just as good and a whole lot easier.

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Another contender for the funniest line in movie history I heard a few days ago when I saw the movie "what planet are you from?"

Annette benings character:

"I suggest that you start opening up here and stop pressuring me about the baby because, at this point, I'm prepared to BUY a baby and shove it up your *ss!"

LOL!!

Now that line is so funny for all sorts of reasons. First is that she's so angry with the guy that she forgets how cruel and unethical it would be to buy a baby. And also how cruel it would be to shove it up someones *ss. What she really does is insulting babies instead of him. It's such a strange strange insult that it cracks me up.

[blu]The next wings you see will be the fly's buzzing over your rotting corpse.[/blu]

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I lol when he gave the thumbs up to a psycho Ed Harris



I think it was a thumbs up.

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Because there's no min. age requirement to read the posts here?

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It's 'arse is a banjo'. Not 'ass'.

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Anyone who is obsessed with the quote and thinks it as the greatest thing since sliced bread is pretty sad, bro.

Get over it, and while you are at it, stop sucking Quentin's balls.

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'If that's a confession then my ass is a banjo!'

I would never say that in the deep south!

It's that man again!!

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