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Favorite Quotes/Scenes!

posted 16 years ago by MarsVeronicaMars
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Mine are...
Frankie: "Whoa! Check it out! It's Buckingham Palace!"
Amanda: "That's in London, brainless... It's the Callaway house"

And...
Clarice: "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? Before we sit down to dinner my future step daughter- whom I abosuletly adore has consented to play one of the peices that won her first prize at the Windsor Academy youth recital!"
Amanda: "Hold it time out... I can't play the piano"
Clarice: "But I just told everyone that you would"
Amanda: "Then do me a grand favor and untell them"
Clarice: "Look you little -, if you embarass me in front of all these people, I'll make sure you never play anything. Ever again. Have I made myself clear?"
Amanda: "Clear as glass. Infact I can see right through.... Ladies and gentlemen. Normally, I'd be tickled to play a selection from... Chopin. But in honor, of my new step-mother- whom I absolutely adore I've decided to play a little something of my own." (Plays horribly)

Haha, whoa that was long.

[–] Nike316 16 years ago

Yup those were some nice quotes(well to me they were). Amanda was the most enjoyable to watch for me and quotes like these are the reason why. How about you op?

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[–] Nike316 16 years ago

I don't have any, I like everything about the movie. For me the movie is a classic.

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[–] bxbombshell27 16 years ago

My favorites are:

Any scene where Diane is freaking out
Where the kids go up to the Callaway house,see Clarice & run away screaming
When Amanda sees Clarice & starts running away,screaming her head off
When Diane says,"Great speed,bad sense of direction"
When Alyssa & Amanda are running towards each other & Hippy,Hippy Shake starts playing
When Amanda starts banging on the piano(that was SO funny)
When Diane is on the horse,Amanda slingshots a rock at it,it runs off & Diane is screaming hysterically
All the scenes with Diane & Roger
The church scene where Vincenzo discovers Alyssa is really Amanda & Clarice starts screaming(very funny)
The horse carriage scene with Diane & Alyssa race off to the church to stop the wedding
When Roger says no to Clarice & when Clarice discovers both Amanda & Alyssa & Alyssa steps on her dress,revealing her underwear
When Diane & Roger kiss at the end & all 4 of them(with Vincenzo)ride off in the horse carriage

[–] shatteredglassx 16 years ago

When Diane was like: Hey back off barbie, and by the way you have a little bit of something in your teeth.
Vincenzo: If you touch that child, I'll pop you once so help me god.
Diane to Harry butkis: Move out of my way you piece of junk or I'll have no choice, but to send you over to child services.

[–] BlueMoon89 16 years ago

I always LMAO when Amanda yels up at Diane about her dress "Aw come on Diane, I ain't gonna hurt it!!" lol. My sister and I always used to say that to our mother when she'd tell us not to go outside in good clothes :)

It's such a cute movie with so many classic lines!

*~.life...has no opposite.*~

[–] spoiledchick212 15 years ago

my favorite quotes are...

Amanda-"Yeah, right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens."

Diane- "You know, I really thought it was that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over- the-fence, world-series kind of stuff."

Diane-"Besides, you don't want to be an orphan forever"
Amanda-"So adopt me, why don't you! "
Diane-"They won't let me adopt you on my salary; besides, you deserve a mother AND a father."
Amanda-"So, get a husband."
Diane-"It's not like buying a car, you know."
Amanda-" I know. It's got to be that can't-eat, can't- sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, world-series kind of stuff, right?"
Diane-"Hey, a girl's got to have her standards."

Alyssa-"How was the party?"
Amanda-"Well, the good news is, Clarice is gone."
Alyassa-"You did it!"
Amanda-"The bad news is, she'll be back in a week."
Alyssa-"Oh, you didn't."

M.J.A+ J.W.E=LOVE! 8-10-08

[–] babyangelu43 15 years ago

My sister and I love the part where they are teaching eachother how to talk like one another... "aint'cha never gonna wanna hafta go to the bathroom?"

You Will Curse The Day You Did Not Do All That That The Phantom Asked Of You...

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[–] Broadway-Darling 14 years ago

Diane Barrows: Besides, you don't want to be an orphan forever.
Amanda Lemmon: So adopt me, why don't you!
Diane Barrows: They won't let me adopt you on my salary; besides, you deserve a mother *and* a father.
Amanda Lemmon: So, get a husband.
Diane Barrows: It's not like buying a car, you know.
Amanda Lemmon: I know. It's got to be that can't-eat, can't- sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, world-series kind of stuff, right?
Diane Barrows: Hey, a girl's got to have her standards.

I love the food fight scene!

And the final scene, where the girl step on Clarice's wedding dress and rip it!

I love this movie! <3

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[–] Selene_07 13 years ago

LOL there are alot of great scenes and quotes in this movie

When Amanda's being Alyssa for the first time at the party and she unknowingly eats a snail:
Amanda:"All this money and these people eat slugs??!!"

The Food fight scene

When Roger hits his head on a tree branch and falls off his horse.

When Diane goes to get Alyssa from the Butkis':
Diane to Mr.Butkis:"Get outta my way you piece of junk!"

I love bringing guns to a knife fight

[–] rosek102 11 years ago

I love when Amanda mispronounces Chopin as "Choppin". Also, when she says "I'm just so terribly relieved that you aren't...pissed!"

My mom and I still refer to sloppy joes as "big gooey messy burgers" on occasion. Haha!!!

[–] carolinasu8 11 years ago

"A dreaded maraschino bug!"