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Hey! Let's give a small desert town crystal meth and a camera!

posted 16 years ago by rsunset327
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This movie is so terrible:

I'd rather have my balls dangled into a cage full of starving rats
I'd rather watch 20 weeks of CSpan
I'd rather stare at a tree for 2 hours

Seriously, the fact that this movie even exists is a sign of the apocolypse and I don't even believe in that crap at all. In hell, this movie is THE ONLY movie and it's on every channel, for eternity.

A small town gets free crystal meth and cheap beer and in return star in a "movie". If you can call random line dancing in the dark and jokes worse than what is printed on popsicle sticks a movie.

Kill it. Kill everyone involved in it's production. Kill the factory workers that make the media it's on. Pioneertown needs to be NUKED. NOW.

That's all.

[–] heavensalie37927 16 years ago

Couldn't agree more.

[–] Frankenhooker75 14 years ago

Ha Ha Ha! *air* 5

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[–] Strazdamonas 12 years ago

Id rather leave such expressions to AVGN where they belong.

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[–] ElectricWarlock 10 years ago

Come on, it wasn't that bad. It was at least entertaining. Or maybe I just have the worst taste imaginable...

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