Things you'll never hear 'Future War' characters say
Raptor: "Where the heck's my agent? I was supposed to be in a Speilberg movie! Why am I even in this low-budget dreck?"
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"This really helped my career take off".
I swear, I'm not on drugs!!
shareI really believe this is the interior of an actual police station, and the guy answering the phone is an actual officer of the law.
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The Runaway (Jean-Claude Van Damme look-alike): "Greater love hath no man than this, then a man lay down his life for his friend..........ah, hell; who am I kidding? Hey, that's it guys, I'm outta here! Jean-Claude called, and I'm going back to my old stand-in gig."
Sister Ann (blonde, female lead): "Mother Teresa? Please!! I mean, I'm sorry she died and everything, but that chick's work couldn't begin to compare to what I've been through....."
Cyborg Master ("the chin"): "Okay, now that we've vanquished our opposition, anyone up for a trip to Sonic? My treat!!!"
Dinosaur: "Um, I don't want to seem ungrateful or anything, I mean work is work; but didn't my people completely die out, like, millions of years ago????"
"I'm so proud of my work portraying a gang member in the great summit between the crips and the catholic church."
shareOkay, I took my shirt off, it didn't get knocked off.
These boxes sure are light, are they empty?
Isn't this nun's habit a little too short and like a baby doll dress?
The fat guys: No, we don't want another helping of ice cream and cake.
Is this door a flat panel?
Damn, this camera is made of cardboard!
Sister Superior: I'm actually a Buddhist playing a nun.
Big Chin: God, this costume is uncomfortable. Was this originally bondage gear?
after the dino attack at the halfway house: Oh, well, I guess they're all dead. So you wanna go get some ice cream?
Is this a chapel or a room at a juvenile detention facility?
These dinosaur puppets are really lame, man. I saw better dinos in King Dinosaur.