....This is Not the Comedy Store
Guy in a bar says:
"I used to own this place. I built it up from nothing. But do they call me John the Bar Owner?
No.
"I owned the biggest farm in the county for years. I looked after animals and crops. But do they call me John the Farmer?
No.
I ran for Congress. Sat in Washington representing the people. Do they call me John the Congressman?
No, sir.
You *beep* one sheep...."
*LONG PAUSE*
I guess a joke's like a lady getting out of a car.
Sometimes you see it, Sometimes you don't?
If it bleeds , we can kill it..
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