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Storyline: a Hungarian count, once spurned by his mistress, joins up with foreign forces to fight a brutal battle in the war, but after being grotesquely disfigured so that he cannot remember anything, is cared for by a male nurse. After they fall in love, they both campaign to repeal DADT.

Any and all additions, deletions, modifications, elaborations or new plot twists welcome.