Best line in the movie...lol
"Just cuz I have one maybe two...two drinks, what that make me a alcholic now!"------Eddie King
I slightly prefer this one:
"His head, it was talking! It was in the relish and the onions and it was talking man!"
This movie has soooo many great lines!
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I prefer the line
"Put your dick in me!"
or
"Dorito?"
Did you tell LUKE..? Is THAT who you could tell??
I like "You're like a life support system for a cock."
shareThe one that had me practically rolling on the ground was
"I'm going to chop your dick off like a chicken head!!"
And of course, the result of that threat (LOL im cracking up as I'm writing this...)
Parker Posey, you are my goddess...
LOL That had to be the best one ever. I mean, it wasn't even that great of a line, but just the way she said it.
She pulls out the katana from over her head, points it at his crotch. "I'm gonna lop his DICK off. .... Like a chicken head" lol it was so perfect
"Six dollar and sixty six cent."
and also the weird noises coming from the head after it got shot off .
X-"fuhkin' furry tuna taco" that's my favorite.
Also...
Amy-"blow it out your crusty rectum, you loser! We don't even know you, we barely just met you, we certainly don't like you, you're fuuuhhhking crazy and you're ugly besides."
X-"I love you too darling"
X-"I saw it on TV so it's gotta be true, right?"
Jordan-" yeah but what if that guys head is still talking and he tells the cops everything?"
Amy-"why do you have Jesus tattooed on your dick?"
X-"so people when I'm boning them can say I have Jesus inside me."
"Who pissed in your fruit loops?"
and
"If *beep* were music You'd be a Big Brass band."