A tale of 2 and 1/2 stars...The Reel story behind Cutthroat Island
Cutthroat Island is a bomb. That is not debatable. Its budget appraoched $100 mil and then grossed a mere $10.
Visitors to the Cutthroat Island board are going to mainly fall into 2 camps: The Hungry Vultures who agree with the majority of audiences and critics that this was, to say the least, an underwhelming underacheiver worthy of having its bones picked over; and then the Championing Fan who seek answers why people dis a movie they like/love. Anyone who knows the story behind the movie can skip this.
However, if you're genuinely interested in an analysis of why critics recoiled and the larger public balked at it, I'd suggest a book by a guy named Thomas Pope called "Good Scripts, Bad Scripts: Learning the Craft of Screenwriting Through 25 of the Best and Worst Films in History." What it mostly boils down to are 3 people - 2 of whom are in the movie and one who isn't.
Basically, Cutthroat Island was developed as a on-screen pairing of box office heavies (at the time) Geena Davis and Michael Douglas. Pope can take you through the gritty details if you're interested, but you can probably guess the gist of it: Douglas didn't like the script, they reworked it, they lost their open window in his schedule, he backed out.
Enter Matthew Modine. That would be gigantic marquee star Matthew Modine? No, the real guy that no one cares about. And neither did Geena Davis. Not wanting to share billing and screen time with Modine, Davis wanted the script reworked to make her the exclusive star with Modine in the supporting role. Pope's book gives a nice analysis of what was lost in the many translations and why certain plot devices don't really work - mainly due to lost and transformed material to make Modine's character fit in the plot.
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