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Sean Penn's masterpiece- Rated in the 5s if Nicholson wasn't in it

posted 11 years ago by Betta_have_my_donutz

This movie's junk

Only good scene is Jack "assisting" that customer in his jewelery store. Seeing Kari Wuhrer's bazookas was also a plus.

Other than that what the hell was the point of Robin Wright's character, why was she dancing to a strange parody of "Whatta Mouse" by Micky & Minnie Mouse?

But for real, why da f did David Morse grab her so violently when he wanted to hug her. Would have been better if he snapped her neck, would have least made the movie more interesting.

Oh let's not forget Penn's brilliant writing.

"I'm a jeweler...
...I own a jewelery store!"

I only watched this for Nicholson, if he wasn't in this, I strongly believe this movie would be rated in the 5s like it should be. 6.3? kiss my ass.