100 things I learned from Crimson Tide...
1. Rookie sailors in the U.S. Navy can only do 5 pushups.
2. The U.S. Navy allows pet dogs and aquarium fish tanks aboard nuclear submarines.
3. Aragorn used to be in the navy.
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4: automouse13 is tired of these threads.
5: A Lipizzan horse is black when it's born, but grows up to being white - just like Michael Jackson.
6: American submarines can easily avoid several torpedo-attacks, but Russian submarines always gets hit on the first attempt.
7: If a fire erupts in a submarine, get ready for a drill immediately after the fire has been put out.
7½: However, if someone dies as a result of this, just make a lame excuse about their obesity causing the death, and quickly move along.
8: Russians want to destroy the world for their beliefs! Oh wait.. now they're our allied, and the Muslims and North Korea are our enemies...nevermind then.
9: Curt Jürgens played the submarine Commander in "Enemy Below" with Robert Mitchum. Or was it Hardy Krüger...?
10. Tony Soprano was in the Navy before he started a his career in waste managment.
11. A small little dog will guard two scared sailors.
12. The US Navy has a lot of out of shape sailors.
13. Radchenko went on to lead a cult and took on the name Nix.
14. WEPS doesn't need to be reminded to think of his family. He is, he is.
15. Ramsey is the captain of the ship, now STFU
16. There's an awful lotta room aboard navy subs to run laps in.
17. HA! Pagers
18. Despite an excellent record, Hunters name was on a short list of recommendations
19. Nobody likes Lt Cmdr Hunter, esp Ricky Schroder. Sir!
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5: A Lipizzan horse is black when it's born, but grows up to being white - just like Michael Jackson.
Omg hahaha
20. A Commander of a U.S. nuclear submarine is the third most powerful person in the world.
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