memorable quotes

Just saw it for the first time 30 minutes ago......great film

"If I ever See you near her again I'll put my gun to your chin, and blow your face off......Have a good day."
The perfectly friendly voice helps

This one's from memory, but here goes...

Honey (Janeane Garofalo): Of all the people who pay me to have sex with them, you're my favorite.

I've got some more memorable quotes:

Cosmo: I don't wanna do this anymore. (He doesn't want to be a hitman anymore.
Steve: C'mon, you're not even giving it a chance!
Cosmo: I just can't stop thinking about that guy... He's dead, and I killed him.
Steve: That part never gets easier. Every night I'm haunted by the faces of the people I've killed, nightmares about them crying and begging. But that's the job.
Cosmo: Great!

Cosmo calls Stve one night, when Steve is drunk as hell.
Steve: Who is this??¨
Cosmo: Steve, it's Cosmo.
Steve: Steve-o...
Cosmo: it's Cosmo.
Steve: Cosomo... Cosomo... COSMO!!! Hey, buddy!! How's my new buddy?
Cosmo: I just couldn't sleep, so I figured I'd call you.
Steve: Bla, bla, bla...
Cosmo: Excuse me?
Steve: Yeah, it's some pretty *beep* up *beep* don't you think so??
Cosmo: I don't know...
Steve: Well, you can take my *beep* word!!!!!!!! Stupid *beep* *beep* stupid *beep*
Cosmo: I'll talk to you tommorrow...
Steve: I don't care... I don't give a *beep* you *beep* *beep*

The next day...

Cosmo: Steve, do you remember talking to me last night?
Steve: No, did I call you?
Cosmo: No, I called you. You sounded wierd...
Steve: I get wired sometimes at night... You won't say anything to anybody, right?

When Cosmo gets his promotion.
Gordon: Come in, come in! Sit down. Look at you... A good-looking young man, is what we got here. Well, as you know, Max is dead, we're all... very sorry. But now we need to re-organize. We need to look at the the future. You are getting a promotion.
Cosmo: I'm happy taking book.
Gordon: Where's the "thanks Gordon!"
Cosmo: I'm happy with things the way they are.
Gordon: Let's start from the beginning. You are getting a promotion, congratulations.
Cosmo: Thank you.
Gordon: You are our new hitman.
Cosmo: But...
(I can't remember the last of th coversation.)

When John and Cosmo arrives at Steve's house.
Steve: Sorry, I was in the shower, I apologize for the waiting. Come in!
John, you look good, nice suit.
John: This is Cosmo, the guy I told you about.
Steve: Cosmo, you know, I got a felling, that we'll get along famously... I'm sure you feel the same way.
John: There isn't anything going on right now, so just start practicing, if anything comes up, bring him along.
Steve: I'd be my pleasure.
John: By the way, Gordon was very happy with your work in Vegas.
Steve: Thanks.
John: I gotta go now.
Steve: So long, John. It was good to see you again. Give my reguards to Gordon.
(After he closes the door.)
Steve: Christ, what a *beep* You're not related to him, are you?
Cosmo: No.
Steve: Good... What a piece of *beep*

Amos McElhone

When Cosmo is helping Steve out to his car after the drug den shootout, and Cosmo hesitates putting him in the car because he doesn't want Steve to bleed on the uphostery...
I can't remember the exact lines except for Steve's "Are you *beep* kidding me??"



----- Made you look! -----

Hey Cosmo show me around first. "Ok this is where i sleep and that door over there is the bathroom"