The guard in the beginning...

I felt sorry for him because I used to work security and I wear glasses.



Annoying the world since 1960!

I like him, maybe it's nostalgia but he seemed like good, fitting, non-excessive comic relief. Plus it's cool how he comes off as a thinner version of Wayne Knight (I think when I first watched Space Jam as a kid I thought it was the same actor).

Yeah, I rewatched it just a little while ago and yes he was!





All for a box of chocolates...

"Oh no, it's boiling acid!"

"Hey! That's my hearing aid!"

"My shoes are melting!"


Pure comedy gold 

Kind of surprised me when I found out the guy playing the guard is an actual actor, You`d never be able to tell watching him in this movie.

He's not bad in other works of his I've seen, which goes to show you how the campy approach of this movie didn't work.

Another reason this film sucks ass. They showed this on TV a while ago and I couldn't make it pass the opening 10 minutes with that annoying guard, two faces goons with the glow in the dark guns, Tommy Lee Jones over the top Two Face (Tommy Lee Jones is a terrific actor but even he sucked in *beep* abomination), the crappy Gotham covered in neon lights, the idiocy of the that giant safe being held up by Batman's little bat line.

So much idiotic suck in just 10 minutes I don't know how I was able to sit through it when I was younger. I guess it was because I had never really seen a good superhero movie until the X-Men, Raimi's Spider-man and Nolan's Batman Begins came along.