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Freeze Mother Bitches!


Is this not the funniest line in the movie? One of the funniest I've heard in a long time.

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Strange, I remember the version I saw had the Store Clerk saying "freeze, mother f******!!". And yes, the way he says that line is funny!

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uhh, did you see it on TV and they edited it? That's the only reason it'd be mother "fishers"

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I watched this today on video, and had my closed-caption on during the entire film. It did say "Mother-bitches" in that part. I'm not sure why the dude said it that way, but it was kinda funny though.

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"I'm not sure why the dude said it that way, but it was kinda funny though."

I think it's because he's not from America and thus misinterprets certain phrases.

Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet.-Megatron

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That dude happens to be my uncle, and he did it on purpose. He laid a really thick accent for the movie, and if you heard him speak normally you'd think he was raised in America.

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Don't take this the wrong way, but I've been reading alot of this "that guy is my uncle" stuff recently around the net. I'm just wondering what are the odds of more than one person on the web having an uncle who is a bit actor.

Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet.-Megatron

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The "Can we borrow some brown sugar" delivery was great. So was the mother bitc#es.

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I'll F* you with a loaf of french bread,eventhough you're on atkins,im like tough actin tinactin

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just a little less than 100%...The improbability-value is so low it would be sniffing fences if it were a jetfighter...

Light travels faster than sound,
that's why people seem bright,
until you hear them.

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well you know, actors have families too, and its totally possible that there could be more than one uncle actor in existence, and lets face it, everyone use web now.

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I've been vandalized by Elvis! -Ernest, Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)

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funniest line has to be martin lawrence asking for tropical fruit bubbalicious after all the gun play in the store

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martin lawrence standing up to the really tall guy and saying "Bottom line? I will knock you the f@%! out!"

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Will asked for the Tropical Fruit Bubbalicious, to which Martin added, "and some Skittles."

"Wesley Snipes! Passenger 57!"

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yea that was pretty funny...i watched the tv version awhile ago and they blanked so much out i just put in the dvd...no commercials either

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haha yeah that is a great line. my other fav's are probably

"sit your lanky ass down! bottom line, i will knock you the fc*k out!"(might not be accurate)

"Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them. We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar..?"


"I'm a stand-up comedian. And I SUCK! That's why I need your car."

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FREEZE, MOTHER B!TCHES!

My sides split when the clerk yelled that line.

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Slightly off topic, but this was the scene that came into my head whilst watching Hancock recently, the part where Will Smith goes into the convenience store to get booze but ultimately ends up foiling a robbery.

funny how one WS movie makes you think of another

PC Andy, who's the father
Rhys I'm slapping you yet boi
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Liked that one along with "I had to sleep on the sofa last night. Woke up with a Power Ranger up my ass!"

"Hey! Ladies! That was fun!"

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This movie is jammed with great quotes, all of them are hilarious!!

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

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